A: "Mommy and Miss Christie....Mommy and Miss Christie!!! SHHHHH!! I'm talking on the phone. I'm talking to bunny on my play phone. You need to whisper."
A: "Mommy, your blue earrings don't match your purple sweater."
(to which I found myself explaining my fashion sense to a then two year old and how the multicolored necklace with the purple pulled it together and made it "okay".......yeah, I am SO the mom of girls).