me: "Jonah didn't obey God, and there were consequences for his actions. Just like you have consequences when you don't obey mommy and daddy."
A: "I could be in a whale's belly."
Camille is tired/ hungry and is crying on our drive home.
A: "Camille, stop fussing. No more drama!"
(if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black...)
I'm putting Adeline to bed...
me: "Adeline, mommy needs to go downstairs now. Mr Salada is coming to pick up something."
A: "Is he going to take the cupcakes?"
me: "Adeline, you need to learn to pee in the potty like a big girl."
A: "I don't want to be a big girl. I want to be a baby girl!"
Head over to Mary's for more tiny talkers.