I know some of my friend's don't share my conservative political views, but a friend sent me this forward, and I thought it was quite humorous....
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when
she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both
of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you
would do? "
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed with pride.
"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to
wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my
house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay
you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the
homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward
food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me
straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come
over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? " I said,
"Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me..
3 comments:
I love that!
BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........
Hahahahahaha! Hilarious!!! You now have a brand new follower! I'm a big time conservative too. I just got a new T'shirt that says, "Reagan for President." I can't wait to wear it in public. I'm also looking forward to purchasing one with Bush's face on it with his thumb up...it says, "Miss me yet?" LOL.
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