A: How about two?
Pat: Okay, we can read two.
A: (without missing a beat) How about three?
A: I'm not your mommy.
me: I hope not!
A: You're MY mommy.
me: Yes, sweetheart.
A: and that other one's the daddy.
me: which one?
A: (thinks for a minute) daddy.
me (reading The Velveteen Rabbit to Adeline): "The Rabbit sighed. He longed to become Real."
A (looking at the drawing of the boy sleeping with his Rabbit): Is that Camille?
me: No, honey, this story is about a boy.
A: Why is he longing to be Camille?
...it took me a while to figure out what she meant, but then I realized how hilarious this is!
And, although this one isn't from one of my kids, A coworker told me this story about when she was talking with her friend's two year old...
coworker: "What does a cow say?"
2yo: "Eat more chicken."
I love it!
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